Thursday, April 22, 2010

on the clock

Tonight brings us one of the most over-covered, over-analyzed, dishonest and greedy days on the sports calendar. It is, however, a holiday for men in dog masks and cynical New York hecklers. Today is the NFL draft.

This process reminds me of a time when Cuba Gooding Jr. was relevant, when Tom Cruise was cool, and when Aries Spears was...alive?

While we wait an eternity for each pick, through endless montages and mindless arguments between Count Chocula and Beaver Cleaver, let us hope for more Patrick Willis and less Kwame Harris. If you know a Raiders fan, be a responsible citizen and remove any guns or rope from their possession until Sunday.

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